Don't ask me why I've used that heading for this blog, the only sport I ever participate in is the kind of bloodsports where you make fun of bimbo's clothes.
Come to think of it, would the person who decided that Ugg boots were a good fashion accessory please stand up so I can shoot you? Not that I really consider myself to be some sort of fashionista but seriously...ugg boots and mini skirts? No no no, people! It may work for Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Yada Yada Yada, but the world has given up on her and has issued her a full pardon as being beyond help. There is still a chance for the rest of us to reclaim good taste, it's not too late, you can do it!
Why are we having this resurgence of bad eighties fashion? Sure, there's nothing new under the sun, but that doesn't mean we have to resurrect the failures of the past and convince gullible young things that the sack dress is a good look for this season, I mean, that's just cruel. It's bad enough that the ra-ra skirt had a comeback, but the tulip skirt? The drop waist tunic? The off the shoulder top in sweatshirt material that was even rejected by Jennifer Beale in Flashdance for being too daggy?
Anyway, that's my rant for the day, I have to go down to the corner deli in my unitard with the dayglo legwarmers and chinese slippers. Bye!
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Fuck your funny honey!!!! I could never translate anything I said or thought to the wrotten work like you can, I want thet book written and published!!! It has to be fairly soon, say in the next ten years, cos it' ganna take me a while to read it, you know how slow at reading I am!!!
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